These are my top 10 Chuck Norris facts that i have decided to use for this brief.
1.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
2.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
4.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
5.Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
6.Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
7.Chuck Norris does not believe in Germany.
8.There is no chin behind chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
9. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck norris bites frost
10.Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Although these are the top ten that i have decided to use there are many more ...
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